Just saw a hilarious quote on bash.

Ar0uNd » Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what?

--a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Don't know how many people will get it tho.