Hurrah! Time for another one of my increasingly rare posts!

It's nearing the end of the holidays for me, another transition in my life ...yada yada yada. Going into army come 11th June. Quite looking forward to it cos' i'm bored now.

Haven't been going out much recently tho. Slowly losing my sanity, don't know why either. This is the part where usually people'll insert goth prose. "the shadow envelops my twilight soul, and august silence descends upon my prostate form as i crawl into ethereal darkness." okay that's about as goth as i can get.

Anyway, yeah, anti-social. Think i'm just bored. Smoking is bad. None of that lung cancer or heart disease shit is scary to the invincible youth. But impotency man. Smoking causes impotency. That's one heck of a badass angle to get people off smoking.

Currently cigarette packets have the warning labels and pictures (brain, mouth, oesophagus, family, indian dude, and baby; gotta collect them all!), not having much effect after the initial gross-out period. But swop them with like.....a limp blimp, and wham! No more male smokers. or like a sperm with two heads, or heads at both ends. That's some sick shit...

Moving on, have been collecting 1 dollar coins in anticipation of going P. Tekong to use on vending machines. On that note, i shall draw up a check list for stuff you need to bring on enlistment day for easy reference for fellow soon-to-be-NSFs!

le liste de contrôle (the checklist!)
_ Alarm clock (the noiser the better, if you can't wake up, at least your platoonmate will!)
_ Cheapo watch (water resistant)
X Padlock(s) (venti sized)
X Snake powder (st. lukes)
_ Small mirror (among other toiletries la)
X Coins (for aforementioned reason)
_ Clothes hangars (not sure about this one)
X Black masking tape (impt, tape everything! rifle, SPO, nipples etc...)
X Ziploc bags (keep stuff dry, esp. for out field camp) (Thx to ShiFatFuck for contributing!)

Other necessities no need to list la, i.e. change of civvy clothes, ample underwear, porno mags, religious artifacts to fight ghosts...etc.

and the number one most important thing to bring....
_ A small bar of slippery and easy to drop soap!

Okay will update this list as and when i think of things. did i miss out anything? *Edited*